Vomit anyone?

Has anyone ever been so embarrassed that they just start laughing?  That was my Sunday.  We woke up to a crying Ian (normal morning) who was very congested and not feeling so well.  The rule with Nursery is that if your kid is sick, keep them out.  So I asked Joe who was going to stay home since we shouldn't take him in with us today.  He offered but said he would do his homework while at home.  Last week he had decided he would do homework on Sunday so I reminded him of that and he said Ian would be fine and we will all go.  (Okay but I didn't think it was too smart of an idea)  So we all get up and get ready. 
We make it to church and almost miss the opening song and prayer.  So then as we start the meeting, Ian is coughing and being rather wrestless.  I figure let's give him his bottle and maybe he will fall asleep.  (okay not so great an idea for a congested baby)  So the Sacrament protion of the meeting starts and we get the bread and Ian finishes his milk, then the water is starting to be passed and Ian starts to cough a little then turns to my chest and starts vomitting.  Yes that is right!  Vomit all down the front and side of me.  It was rather gross. 
Joe stared for about a good 30 seconds before kicking in and starting the clean up what we can process.  It was so gross and embarassing.  So I scoop up Ian grab the keys from Joe and try to exit the chapel as quietly as possible.  But wait!  There are the young men still passesing the sacrament and standing between me and the door.  So I quietly say excuse me and they just stand there.  So what do I do?  I barrel right through them in hopes that they don't feel too bad and that I can excape without too much notice.  I almost thought I'd gotten away with it until this morning when a friend from church asked how I was and if I was able to get home with Ian and all the throw up.  I just had to laugh.  I was laughing so hard.  Only me... Only me... So that was our fun adventure for the day.  Ian was fine after that and even took a really good nap.  Joe and the boys snagged a ride home from church and all was well.